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Post by Constance Rayne McCarthy on Sept 23, 2011 15:46:01 GMT -5
TO Riley FROM Constance
"I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers."
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Post by Tamara Margo Tarango on Sept 24, 2011 12:21:13 GMT -5
To Constance From Tamara
"Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs."
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Post by Astoria Medea Greengrass on Sept 24, 2011 23:45:37 GMT -5
to tamara - - - - - astoria ,
"WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE."
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Post by Draco Lucius Malfoy on Sept 25, 2011 10:21:41 GMT -5
TO ASTORIA FROM DRACO"It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope." [/size][/blockquote]
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Post by Astoria Medea Greengrass on Sept 25, 2011 15:14:35 GMT -5
to draco - - - - - astoria ,
"I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception."
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Post by Alice Marie Keenan on Sept 25, 2011 15:21:22 GMT -5
TO ASTORIA FROM ALICE [/b] "There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding"."[/center]
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Post by Draco Lucius Malfoy on Sept 25, 2011 15:24:28 GMT -5
TO ALICE FROM DRACO"Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom." [/size][/blockquote]
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Post by Astoria Medea Greengrass on Sept 25, 2011 15:52:03 GMT -5
to draco - - - - - astoria ,
"God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines."
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Post by Constance Rayne McCarthy on Sept 25, 2011 16:34:33 GMT -5
TO Astoria FROM Constance
"he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. f**kin jagerbombs will kill that man." "
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Post by Tamara Margo Tarango on Sept 25, 2011 17:10:29 GMT -5
To Constance From Tamara
"Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi"
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Post by Astoria Medea Greengrass on Sept 26, 2011 19:36:17 GMT -5
to tamara - - - - - astoria ,"You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes."
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